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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.