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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.