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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

Polish Dog Jokes More Polish Dog Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.