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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

Polish Dog Jokes More Polish Dog Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.