Bump Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.