Bump Jokes

Sorry, my fault.

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Stephen Hawking.

You have an oxident.

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

I didn't do it on porpoise.

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Sorry, my fault.

They were both driving their cars at the time!

So she can be pardoned.

I Apollo-gize

Chasing parked cars.

A flat miner

The balls drop.

It pokes holes in condoms.

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Because freedom rings.

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

So they could Scandinavian.

Fish are cool

Because they all had a tare

Bump Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

Birthday State of Mind

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

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