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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Favorite Movie Jokes More Favorite Movie Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield