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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Favorite Movie Jokes More Favorite Movie Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield