What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Favorite Movie Jokes More Favorite Movie Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo