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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Favorite Movie Jokes More Favorite Movie Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield