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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.