Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.