Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.