Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.