Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.