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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.