Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.