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Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9