Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!