Skin Baby Jokes

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Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.