Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

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What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.