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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna