What do you get if you cross a bag of s...

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna