What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna