What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna