Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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