Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"