Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!