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Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Rivendell Jokes More Rivendell Jokes

Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.