Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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A boo bee.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna