Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.