Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider