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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.