Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.