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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.