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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.