Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!