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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating