Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!