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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!