What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig