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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.