What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?