What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!