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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.