How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave