Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
An account*ant*.
One if nobody is watching.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
He gets Tenyear.
A tutor
4-year-old: I won.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
