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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.