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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.