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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Parenting Jokes More Parenting Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.