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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Parenting Jokes More Parenting Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.