What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.