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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.