Morning wood.
Incense-itive
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
She opens the car door.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
He gets stumped.
Osama-Been-Loggin'
Because the woodpecker.
Mourning wood
