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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.