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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.