Morning wood.
Because the woodpecker.
A bonne heure.
Mourning wood
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Mourning wood!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
He kept picking holes in everything!
Fore-play
Mourning wood.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
They don't have the right koalfications!
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
With a woodpecker
Osama-Been-Loggin'
They're both tree fellers.
