Morning Wood Jokes

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Mourn Wood Jokes More Mourn Wood Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!