Morning Wood Jokes

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!