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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!