Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!