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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.