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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.