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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy