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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Boy Tree Jokes More Boy Tree Jokes

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.