What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.