Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
A condom.
It's full of std vectors.
More guns.
That's right. 10.
