Morning wood.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Ilene.
I know how to turn a PC on.
When you're a billionaire.
Peaking duck!
They vote
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Are you ticklish?
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
He was having a midlife crisis
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Vans of der Waals
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
