I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
It's his private eye.
They meet up and crack each other up.
He throws a block party.
Because 7, 10, 11.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
I'm holding Time Square!
My Zipper
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
To start some bacon
Mitosis!
Because they lack toes
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.