Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep