Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (: