Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)