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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!