What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!