What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!