What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.