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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.