What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.