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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.