What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.