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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!