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How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.