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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.