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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.