What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.