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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.