What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Big Weakness Jokes More Big Weakness Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."