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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Big Weakness Jokes More Big Weakness Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"