Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*