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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch