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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch