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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!