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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!