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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!