Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
So he could save his stool.
He got fired.
By firing squad.
Because he's married.
There's not mushroom in here
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Hose A and Hose B.
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
Alien vs Predator.
Because...bros before hose!