Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
There's not mushroom in here
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Jose and Hose B
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Alien vs. Predator
Because...bros before hose!