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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!