Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!