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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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It was time to split.

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You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!