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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!