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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.