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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!