Ventriloquist Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

What do you call a gynecologist?

Lip Reader

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!