What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.