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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.