How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.