What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*