What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an r/frog say?

Reddit, reddit

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again