I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
When it slips out.
A stretch
It's a mystery.
Thinking you are following someone.
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Reddit, reddit
Not /r/movies.
It had a reptile dysfunction!
She takes contraceptives.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
He keeps a log
They never want to log off.
