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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...