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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again