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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)