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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.