Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte