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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.