Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
They have the knights watch.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
He took a day off
None, Even Feminist have standarts
Feminem
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
He asks with a large smile on his face.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
