Misspell the paunch line.
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It'd be a ruined joke.
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