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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80