What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.