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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**