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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Charm Jokes More Charm Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**