Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction