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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**