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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

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What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.