Moan Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Marc Antony Jokes More Marc Antony Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Masterbate Jokes More Masterbate Jokes

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead