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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff