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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate