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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate