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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff