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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.