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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.