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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.