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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity