What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full