What does mosquito say when its parents...

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What does mosquito say when its parents die?